Wedding Speech by a Childhood Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Ro

Wedding Speech by a Childhood Friend of the GroomGood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Scott for his kind words. For at one time in my life, I find myself agreeing with him - they look stunning and did an excellent job today.For those of you who dont know me, my name is Jason. Ive been Scotts best friend for nearly 20 years. Ive known him for a similar period. And all the time weve spent growing up together means that hes had as frequently of a part in developing my sense of humor as anyone. So, while I have tried to make this speech funny, its his breach if its non. I have very fond memories of growing up with Scott. Ive been his partner in crime on many a nutty occasion and, in quieter times, a close confidant to whom he could tell almost anything. And I do mean anything which has provided me with ample material for my speech this afternoon. Although I did agree not to divulge any details of the stag night, like about the Da nish stripper he got chatting to in the hotel bar. So I wint. Scott and I have done many things together during our almost life-long friendship although theyre probably not quite as interesting to relate as the story about that Danish stripper, but I gave him my word on that one. Anyway, over the years weve built go-carts together, rode our bikes together, played football together, bunked school together, tried to... ...r. And I, as much as all of you, want that happiness for myself. Er, sorry, I mean, I want their happiness to last forever. And I do. So although Im not actually married myself turn to bridesmaids again, I thought it might be helpful if I offered them each a little piece of advice. Pamela no matter how off the beaten track(predicate) away you are from your loved one, when youre married, youre never alone - because you know where my flat is. And Scott getting married bestows upon you many, many obligations. But remember, foreplay is just optional. Ladies and gent lemen, on a final and serious note, please be upstanding and raise your glasses to my very best friend and his beautiful new wife. To Scott and Pamela.